Make sure you're listening to the song while reading this page.
itteyoshi!
I don't know why or how, but somehow you've arrived at RICH BITCHES, my ridiculous one-page tribute to the rich bitches that are the Hyoutei regulars of Prince of Tennis anime/manga fame. Hyoutei is so fabulous that they are the most popular rival school in the entire series, second only to that team of Gary Stus Seigaku. More importantly, they are my favorite team, hence this page. Disclaimer: If you find yourself offended by anything on this page, I suggest you go shop for a new sense of humor and remember that Prince of Tennis is a series where Tezuka Kunimitsu kills dinosaurs in canon.
introductions
The fabulous boys of Hyoutei!
- Atobe Keigo: The fabulous team captain. Snaps a lot. Has phenomenal hair-growing powers.
- Kabaji Munehiro: The fabulous lapdog of the team captain. Is very scary when saying "hoi".
- Oshitari Yuushi: The fabulous tensai. Resident megane. Speaks in super sexy Kansai-ben.
- Shishido Ryou: The fabulous guy wearing a cap. Lacks Atobe's fab hair-growing powers.
- Akutagawa Jirou: The fabulous narcoleptic. Beat Yuuta in 15 minutes. (VERY IMPORTANT.)
- Mukahi Gakuto: The fabulous gymnast. Has magenta hair. 'nuff said.
- Ootori Choutarou: The fabulous eyebrows-san. Incredibly gay for Shishido.
- Hiyoshi Wakashi: The fabulous karate kid. Got his ass
violatedkicked by Kevin. - Sakaki Tarou: The fabulous coach by day, fabulous music teacher by
nightafternoon.
Honorable Mention:
why hyoutei?
Every single member of the team has their own stupid Japanese catch phrase. Not even all the Seigaku regulars have their own catch phrases. "Shishido-san" totally counts as a catch phrase. Besides, Atobe swims in his pool while fully clothed, Gakuto and Hiyoshi go on dates at the amusement park, and Shishido's type of girl is reportedly "cocky tomboys". There is a sort of ridiculousness to them that has to be worshipped.
the rich bitch bus
The rich bitch bus. It exists in canon.
Note how it almost runs over the Seigaku team.
That's the fabulous way to deal with competitors.
bet you didn't know
Some lesser-known facts about Hyoutei.
- They frequently go to The Mountain despite their collective fear of frogs.
- They only go to goukons if the Rikkai regulars are also in attendance.
- The only thing Taki does in the whole series is lose to Shishido and report the speed of Inui's super sonic serve or whatever the hell that thing is called.
- "If you were ever to do anything to betray Shishido-san's hope and trust, I will use all my power to have the HAMMER OF JUSTICE fall upon you!"
- Atobe only accepts bento lunch boxes from young fanboys.
- If you can think of a Hyoutei regular pairing, there is porn for it. (Rich bitch rule 34)
- Oshitari's favorite movie is "The Notebook".
- Jirou sleeps all day because he's up all night, if you know what I mean.
- Shishido's greatest fear is that one day during a match, the tennis ball will turn into a kitten.
- Hiyoshi's hair looks like a mushroom. When he achieves gekkokujou, he will force everyone to acknowledge the fabulousness of fungi.
- Some of these facts may not actually be true, but it's fun to pretend they are.
rich bitches illustrated
All of these fabulous images were scanned by me.
The Hyoutei regulars make really fugly birds.
Bird!Ootori still has creepy eyebrows.
The secret of Hyoutei's strength.
What Oshitari buys with all the money he earns as a megane host ...
Things they don't teach at Hyoutei #40524923847:
How to exact revenge in a way that actually works.
The coach has hobbies just as interesting as the team members'.
(Sakaki's proposed new style for the regulars' uniforms)
More importantly, why hasn't Sakaki bought my rich bitches
some more advanced technology? A projector?? REALLY?!
wait ... so why hyoutei?
Because they're all so incredibly fabulous.
but why does this site exist...?
Well, you see... This is partially Airi's fault. As usual.
Me: I want to do some one-page crack site dedicated to hyoutei
Airi: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL IT
Airi: PFFT
Me: rich bitches
Airi: JKDSKJASDF
Me: you know what I think I'll do that
Me: right now
last words
The stick figures at the top of the layout were drawn by ORE-SAMA. If you can't tell who each of the stick figures is, you haven't gotten WILD enough.
LASTLY...